Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Randomize
