Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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