Taylor Swift is so right about you.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
birth control should be required to get into college
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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