i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I am naked and annoyed.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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