i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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