And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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