I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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