ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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