I wanna passion pit in your ass
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Randomize
