everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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