Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Just high enough for therapy.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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