butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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