my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
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