i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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