if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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