It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Who died my cat blue again?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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