Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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