she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize