Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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