I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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