if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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