We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
operation have a gay friend backfired
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Nobody cheats on THIS.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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