Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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