oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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