Fuck appropriateness.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Randomize
