How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
that is very illegal...i love you.
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