oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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