Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Come see our sink grown plant.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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