idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
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yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
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