with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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