Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
if i died would you start the facebook group?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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