somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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