I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Randomize
