why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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