am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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