David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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