Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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