You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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