is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I am naked and annoyed.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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