yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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