Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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