So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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