he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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