What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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