i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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