quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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