how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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