There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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