is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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