So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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