U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
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You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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