Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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