weddingsv make me drug and hornr
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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