guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
The adults are the big ones right?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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