sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Four minutes until I can fart!
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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