i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Randomize
