I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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